Prevention Tips:
- Be selfish. Do not let anyone use your bathroom; especially strangers. Locking the bathroom door on a regular basis can be effective. Do not be fooled by people doing the pee-pee dance. They are trained actors who want nothing more than to upper-deck you.
- Lock your toilet's tank lid on. One heavy duty 6 foot chain and a padlock should do the trick. Apparently, in Britain, many places actually bolt the lids on.
- Get one of those toilets that do not use a tank at all. That way if an intruder tries to get you while it is dark, they will end up with an uncomfortable water pipe up their butt instead of a high seat.
- Video cameras. This method is not recommended. Who wants to watch footage of people using your facilities? Plus, this doesn't help with prevention, only as court evidence.
- Advertise. Place a sign or sticker in your bathroom to warn and deter would be upper-deckerers.
- Live in the woods and use nature as your toilet. No tank means no stank.
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