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The Mission:

Upper-decking is an epidemic that is quickly spreading across the world. It leaves friends and family in shards, and can wreck relationships. FUDGE, 'Fighting Upper-Decking Goons with Education', was established to educate the world on upper-decking in an attempt to impede and hopefully completely stop this malicious act, one doodie at a time.

Definitions:

  Deck (noun) - The clean water tank of a toilet. Often referred to as a toilet backrest

  Upper-deck (verb) - The malicious act of making doodie in the water tank of a toilet,
    thus contaminating the toilet's clean water supply.

    Syn: Upper-Tanking, Backstopping, 'The gift that keeps on giving', '2000 Brown Flushes',
            'The bottomless glass of chocolate milk', Top-Loading, High-Bowl, Top-Decking,
            Going Top Shelf

  Upper-deckerer (noun) - One who performs the act of upper-decking.